Who is Sadhanie?

She’s 31. She’s stunning. She’s got her life together. She’s soft when she wants to be, sharp when she needs to be, and never misses a beat.

 

Sadhanie is the kind of woman who makes her own money and still tips generously. She knows her skincare ingredients better than most dermatologists, and yes — she will judge you if you don’t use sunscreen. 

 

She reads. She travels. She knows when to call out a red flag and when to trust the green ones. She will gas you up when you win, help you up when you fall, and hold you accountable when you're being a clown. She’s the friend people call at 2AM — not just for advice, but because she is the voice of reason wrapped in sarcasm, honesty, and occasional chaos.

 

She’s not here for boys. She’s here for a grown man — one who flosses, has done the inner work, and understands that a partner is not a project, but a person. Someone who’s confident but not arrogant, caring but not clingy, emotionally available but not unhinged.

 

Basically, if you’re a functioning adult with a clean heart, a decent sense of humor, and no urge to “play games,” you might just be worthy of Sadhanie.

 

And if you’re not? Well, you’ll still wish you were.

What Sadhanie is looking for

We’re looking for someone emotionally available and not in that “I’m still healing from my ex” way, but in the “I’ve been to therapy and I actually listened” way. He should smell good (like, really good), have a job (or at least a plan that doesn’t involve becoming an influencer), and know the difference between your and you’re. Believing in gender equality is a must — yes, that includes doing the dishes without being asked. Bonus points if he can respectfully vibe with astrology (she’s a Scorpio, so bring snacks and caution). If you're taller than 5'6", can handle sarcasm without getting defensive, and don’t have a gallery full of gym mirror selfies, you're already ahead of the pack.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Sadhanie actually looking for a serious relationship?

Yes, she is. This isn’t a gimmick — Sadhanie is open to finding a genuine connection that could lead to a long-term relationship or marriage.

Why did she create this website?

Dating apps can be exhausting and overwhelming, and often don’t reflect the full picture of who someone is. This website is a creative and intentional way to introduce Sadhanie to people who are genuinely looking for something real — and to allow her friends and family to support her in the process.

What kind of person is Sadhanie hoping to meet?

She’s looking for someone emotionally mature, kind, and communicative. Someone who values growth, respects boundaries, and is ready to build something meaningful. A shared sense of humor, emotional availability, and good communication are especially important.

What’s the process after submitting the form?

Once a submission is received, it will be reviewed by Sadhanie (and possibly a few trusted friends — don’t worry, they’re discreet). If there’s potential compatibility, you’ll receive an email from Sadhanie herself to start a conversation.

Can someone nominate a friend or sibling?

Absolutely! If you know someone who might be a good fit for Sadhanie, feel free to fill out the form on their behalf — just be sure they’re actually interested and open to meeting someone.

"Not looking for something perfect. Just looking for something real."

Contact us

For any inquiries or to schedule a consultation, please fill out the form below or contact us at findsadhanieahusband@gmail.com

DISCLAIMERS

  • This site is mildly unhinged but fully serious.

  • Weirdos will be gently redirected to therapy.

  • If your idea of a perfect date is "Netflix and chill" every single time, you’re not ready.

  • If your mom still does your laundry, it’s not a dealbreaker… unless she’s also managing your calendar.

  • “Not ready for anything serious” is not a personality. Honesty is attractive. Mixed signals are not.

  • Applications from men who use “alpha male” unironically will be deleted. With joy.